Shall I toss a cut of venison on the grill? -Fred

Your man cave just got a little bit manlier.  Our new "Hunting Lodge" room spray will awaken your inner pioneer, with 8 ounces of pure grit and gunpowder housed in a seriously sound spray can, so you can forget that lavender Febreeze.  You're looking at a beer can-sized, black, aerosol container, propelled by a nitrogen base.  A high-end freshener at a great price, it will fill each room with the scent of a seasoned hunting lodge.   Enter the bear skin rugs, hand-hewn pine beams, and flannel socks warmed by the lazy embers of the fireplace.  Archer's room spray is water-based and environmentally friendly, and will last you for over a year.  Order one now!  Your musty room will thank you. 

Please note: This items ship only in the contiguous 48 U.S. states because it's an aerosol can. Sorry, world!