A lifetime guarantee means this heavy cotton canvas bag will be with you until the very bitter end.  Until the last shot of whiskey rolls down your throat.  It will by your side every time you come home and walk through that front door, unhinging the strap from your shoulder and letting it drop to the floor.  It will push the dust and dirt up in clouds and absorb the whatever floats around it.  A lifetime guarantee means this bag will see you through hundreds of pickup basketball games and weekend trips to Las Vegas without a flinch. 

Oregon's Beckel canvas named this the "War" bag for its indestructible force.  Its ability to stand the heat, the cold, and a mother in law's potpourri.  Don't think of this bag as a fashion statement.  If you want the latest trend, buy a purse.  This is a man's bag, take it anywhere, throw it down garbage chutes for all it cares.  It will come crawling out of the rubble, spit out the filth, crawl to your grave, and lay to rest right alongside you.  Lifetime guarantee. You better be damn ready for it.  

This beast of a bag is the largest carry on for an airplane at 11" x 11" x 23", or 2,783 cubic inches, and weighing in at a light 2 lbs.